A Collection Of Things I NEVER Want To See Again

Owwww... My eyes! Seriously paparazzi, you people have no decency. I'm all for ruining the lives of pampered, vapid celebrities but do you have to destroy my sex drive as well? I'm beginning to doubt my own homosexuality!

I think we know which one's Lady.

Awww... He loves his mom and strippers - how All-American!

Okay, that's some girl-on-girl action I had no need to see.