Plastic Surgery Suggestions: Personality Transplant For Ann Coulter

Often offensive pundit Ann Coulter has been rumored to have had breast augmentation, though many sources doubt it. If she has had breast implants, they would have to be as conservative as she is. I also doubt that she has had her breasts enlarged, as it might make her heart appear bigger (or existent).

I have to say though, the French are doing wonders with face transplants; maybe a personality transplant is in order. What do you think?

Janet Jackson's Breast Implants Need to be Replaced

A build-up of scar tissue underneath the implant is causing a dent between the chest and the implant, this could also be compounded by a loss of body fat from the time she first had the implants placed and the time this photo was taken.

I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson, I am for real - your right breast appears to be attempting to secede and form its own Rhythm Nation.