Showing posts with label Jodie Marsh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jodie Marsh. Show all posts

Monday, August 4, 2008

Jodie Marsh(mallow) Boobs


Continuing our coverage on bad breast implants and the women who love them. SFP brings you UK model, Jodie Marsh. The 29-year-old glamor model and TV personality asked her surgeon for Pam Anderson's breast, and he, unfortunately, delivered. The huge beachballs attached to Marshmallow's chest aren't just fake-looking, their scary too. I'd hate to see her run - those things must knock together like a couple of ball clackers!

"I've got much more style than Jordan. I don't just go out in a bra and knickers and I don't think I dress like a tart," says Jodie.

Yes, because the outfit above has so much more class than, say, a Victoria Secret model. Leather bondage outfits are so chic and sophisticated, Jodie. It's so sad you also seem to have a marshmallow for a brain.

You know, Marshmallow, we have a word for women like you, and I believe it's never been more fittingly applied - seeing as how you have those huge utters attached. The word? Heifer.

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