Thursday, July 31, 2008

Boob With Bad Boobs Launches Blog


By some odd twist of fate, The Hills star, Audrina Patridge got listed on a site called Good Plastic Surgery. The site praises the stars mammoth mammary mistakes, saying "Audrina Patridge's breasts are enhanced. I would have never guessed. Judging from this photo, she has saline implants over the muscle."

I hope the site, presumably the sister site to Awful Plastic Surgery, was being facetious. Her breast implants are perhaps the worst size, shape, and placement for a 24-year-old woman (who looks like she's about 36) ever. Firstly, as frequent readers of SFP know, a dead giveaway for breast implants is a totally round shape; Magellan could circumnavigate Audrina's new boobs. Secondly, I'm not an expert on breasts - being that the last time I felt one was on a dare several years ago - but I'm pretty sure they shouldn't be pointing in opposite directions. God, in ten years, Audrina's gonna have to move a breast to scratch a knee (standing up, no less).

As the title suggests, the boob has launched a blog. Her no-doubt Noble-Prize-worthy effort so far includes her summer mix list, some stupid tips on "keeping thin" (she seems to have missed the tip about the finger in the back of her throat), and pictures of her closet (we'd like to see HER hanging from a rack). Maybe she can start a blog network with Karl Rove about useless, trite and self-serving crap nobody wants to read.

For more photos of Audrina's oddly-shapped breast implants, you can checkout Zimbio. Be warned, while the photos do have placement over the nips, they're still graphic.

NOTE: If you click the links to Good Plastic Surgery or Awful Plastic Surgery above and get the message that the link "may harm your computer", don't freak-out - this happens anytime the sites are linked to from another place, even Google (happens to me all the time). If you type in the address (which you can easily see is the same as the address I use for the link) in your browser, it will take you to the sites with no problem. This is, most likely, a problem caused by something they use to track where their traffic comes from.

Possibly Related Posts:

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I'm Sorry Ms. Jackson, I Am For Real - You Boob Looks Like It's About To Secede From Your Chest And Start Its Own Rhythm Nation

Posh's Breasts Are Too Big For Her Frame

Arizona Plastic Surgeon Suggests The More Natural Approach To Breast Enhancement

Is Saline Safe?

2 comments:

grow breast naturally said...

that's the problem with breast implants, you really can't be sure if the result is what you want it to be..Well, Audrina seems to be proud of it, looking at her pictures.

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