Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Jackson. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

More Michael Jackson Projections


Photos of a projection of what Michael Jackson might look like today if he never had any plastic surgery has been released recently. In recognition of this photos popularity, I've decided to give you some of my own Micheal Jackson projections. I've added Michael when held to close to a flame and Michael aged 327 years.

Enjoy!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Wacko Asho?


Did Michael Jackson do something special for his 50th and run off to get "the Madonna" (Volumetric face lift)? His once skeletal visage now appears plump, almost portly and pregnant. Examine the eerie similarities in the picture of the ghostly-white pop star against a picture of Ashlee Simpson - aside from the coloring (Ashlee could more easily pass for black than Jacko) - they have the same nose, the same mouth, same (butt)chin, the same horrible taste in eye and hat wear... They look like twins or, dare I say it? Sisters?

First, it seemed all people in Hollywood were going to be drum-tight and Kabuki masked; now it appears that they have their hearts set on looking uncomfortably bloated. Injectable fillers manufacturers must be thrilled. It's a Thriller!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Proof Positive That Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon Is Insane

Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgery Is Admitted To Psychward
After learning that two former business partners are suing him for $100 million dollars, Steven "Doc Hollywood" Hoefflin, checked himself into a California psych ward. Dr. Hoefflin's clients have included Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor, Donald Trump and Sylvester Stallone.

The doctor was admitted to Los Angeles' Ceaders-Siani Medical Center on June 23rd. The $100 million lawsuit was filed in a Manhattan federal court, reports the New York Post.

I don't know about you, but judging from Jackson's apperance, this admission was a long time comin'.