RIP Wentz

With all the talk surrounding major Hollywood names playing gay characters in upcoming movies - especially Sean Penn as Harvey Milk - Pete Wentz has decided to "bulking-up" for his bid to win the role of Rip Taylor in the upcoming bio-film, Rip Taylor: My Gay Life and Times. Turns out, Rip's not openly gay either. Hmmm... Yes, who could ever think that strappin' hunk of a man in a Ken doll wig could ever be light in the loafers?


I think they should cast Ed Westwick as Rip's secret gay lover, Liberace. No, actually, I take that back. Even Liberace would've gay bashed Ed Westwick. Straight people please take notice: I can say the word 'fag' because I am one - it's like the 'N' word for homos.

Also, have you noticed that Pete Wentz and Rip Taylor both have 9 letters? Coincidence? Maybe... Santa and Satan both have 5 letters. I smell a conspiracy! Someone alert Scooby and the gang.

Pete Says He And Ash Are 90% Sure It's A Boy

90 percent sure? I'm 100% sure that's the stupidest goddamn thing I've ever heard. I betting there's a 90% chance its granddad is the real father. There's a reason why people use sonograms and not a Magic f*cking Eight Ball!

"OUTLOOK UNCLEAR. ASK AGAIN LATER."

FTW?

And this he reveals to Playboy magazine - Playboy? Seriously? Will men in America consider tapping anything in eyeliner? Actually, that's probably true. But I mean, come on, do writers at Playboy have trouble telling the difference between girls and boys too? I guess he was too prissy to be interviewed in Playgirl's pink pleasure place down by the river.

Would You Have Plastic Surgery To Look Like Someone Else?

Does everyone have a double?

In doing some research for our post about the rumors following Harman Baweja and his alleged cosmetic surgery pursuit to look like fellow Bollywood star, Hrithik Roshan, I read one article that mentioned - as if it were standard knowledge - that every person in the world has seven doubles. This sounds a bit like an urban myth (probably common in Indian culture) to me.

It does, however, raise a few interesting questions though...

1) Do you believe that you have a double somewhere on the planet?

With six billion people living on the Earth today, there are only so many genes to go around. Add that to the fact that mother nature likes to repeat herself where she was successful in the past and it only makes sense that someone, somewhere looks to be a near exact duplicate of you. This, of course, leads to other questions. For instance, what is your doppleganger 's life like compared to your own? Did they take a right turn where you took a left? It's mind-boggling.

2) Would you consider cosmetic surgery to look more like your double?

What if someone you already resemble - perhaps they are renowned for their good looks - is rich and famous? Would you consider changing your looks, via plastic surgery, to look more like them? If so, why?

I can't help but wonder, due to my resemblance to Fall Out Boy bassist, Pete Wentz, and my cosmetic alterations so far, if anyone will ever accuse me of using surgery to look more like Wentz. Of course, it's wouldn't be a fair accusation. I'd rather use cosmetic surgery to make myself match the ideal that I have in mind, rather than look younger, or like someone else. Still, it's not outside the range of possibilities.

Has Mr. Ashlee Simpson Had Cosmetic Surgery?

Rumor has it that emo-rocker Pete Wentz, husband to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has had a cosmetic procedure to enhance his eyes. The Fall Out Boy bassist's early career trademark guyliner disappeared rather suddenly. Wentz once mentioned that he had adopted its use to cover the wear-and-tear from long hours on the road. He soon halted the practice after becoming involved with Ashlee, leading some to believe that she had convinced him to quit.

When asked of his new wife's cosmetic surgery - her nose job, to be exact - Pete replied that it "looked good" and that he would consider having such a procedure. That indicates that he's not adverse to the idea of cosmetic enhancement. Husbands and wives having cosmetic surgery together is also a new trend, as it has been reported by MakeMeHeal.com that David Beckham and Posh have botox injected together in their L.A. home.

If you ask me, however, I believe that Mr. Wentz is just wearing makeup in recent outings, making the lines around his eyes appear smoother. Perhaps Mrs. Wentz has introduced her metromo husband to the wonders of mineral makeup.

And, just for fun:


Mr. Wentz, your new face will read Parking In Rear.

Side Note (to the front): I was browsing a book store with a friend the other day when she suddenly stopped in front of the magazine rack. She was spying a magazine cover rather curiously when she shouted, "You're on OUT's cover!" Of course, there's no way that could be, but she had peaked my interest. It all made sense very quickly: Pete Wentz (my emo double) is on the cover of this month's OUT magazine. It's not the first time I've been mistaken for for Wentz. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, or for whom...