Loose Is Out In Fashion And Faces, Proves Tonight's 'Project Runway'

So, we've already talked trash about oompa loompa, Blayne Walsh (P.S. - Blayne, honey, orange and purple don't match... lose the hoodie), but now it's time to take on one of the judges. Well, a guest judge, anyway.

Tonight's Project Runway led perfectly into Shear Genius and its plastic surgery parade (New and Improved With Kate Jackson). The guest judge on Runway tonight was none other than, comedienne Sandra Bernhardt. What she knows about fashion, other than the contents of Madonna's cone-shaped bra, I have no idea, but she should have stuck around for tonight's Shear - she might have learned something from Jaclyn Smith and Kate Jackson who both look fantastic, just entering their 60's and they look as if they've chosen their cosmetic procedures wisely. Then again, she'd probably shun them to pin back her cheeks with Kim Vo, so...

Poor Sandra probably had a few choice four-letter words for her plastic surgeon after she saw her that her eyes have begun to creep toward her ears. But hey, now she has 180 degree vision, so that's a plus.

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Did 'Project Runway' Cast An Oompa Loompa For Season 5?

Season 5 of Project Runway, the last season on Bravo before the show moves to Lifetime, brings us a whole new cast of the interesting and the just plain bizarre in terms of designer talent.

This season's premier brings us Blayne, a twenty-three year-old designer from Washington state. Okay, so maybe tanning isn't exactly 'plastic', but it is a cosmetic procedure and if you over do it, you could end-up needing some serious cosmetic work - as is the case with Blayne. At only twenty-three, Blayne's skin already has a leathery look and it's practically orange! I've seen luggage with a more natural skin tone.

Tanorexics beware: your skin'll begin to loose collagen and become unable to hold moisture with excessive sun exposure. This will cause fine lines and wrinkles, sagging skin, sun spots, give you a leathery look and, of course, may lead to skin cancer. There are three types of skin cancer and all are exacerbated by exposure to UV light.