I'm going to (reluctantly) file this under Celebrity Plastic, though it makes me want to vomit to do so. Still, I have a suggestion that must be heard: we should (as a society) opt to have Michael Lohan's testicles removed.
Recently, there is some scuttlebutt going around about Michael, father to Lindsey Lohan, having fathered another child during a seperation from Dinah Lonhan thirteen years ago. That means there could be another fire crotch out there waiting to terrorize the world with drunken sluttiness - in addition to the Michael/Dinah hellspawn.
Someone please remove Michael's balls before he breeds the Antichrist.
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