Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Citizen On Patrol, Beyonce Knowles, Nabs Local Crackhead Tyrone


Tyrone Biggums, local crack-enthusiast was nailed by crusading avenger, Beyonce Knowles as she patrolled the streets of New York while making mediocre pop music for gay guys to bump bums to while drinking $30 cocktails and telling everyone how "bootylicious" their butts are in their new jeans.

With Beyonce on the case, Amy Crackhouse better be on her guard - she aint got enough matted weave to hide her stash in anymore. Beyonce has X-ray vision and superhuman jiggle moves with which to apprehend that particular trainwreck.

1 comment:

Aaron Waite said...

Hahaha Dave Chapel :P

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