Saturday, September 20, 2008

Cut Please!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt had their portraits revealed at an eatery named Cut recently, which is ironic, because that's what most Americans want to do to the two of them. The white-matted, white-framed portraits of Snow White and Cocaine-Malibu Ken were unveiled to a bunch of white people at the white restaurant at the white hotel, the Beverly Wilshire, in white Beverly Hills.

“It feels better than winning an Academy Award," Heidi and Spencer said at the unveiling.

Yeah, I'm not sure how those two think they know what winning an Academy Award feels like, but they should savor the moment because this is the closest they're ever gonna get.

On a side note, in choosing Jimmy "J.J." Walker to add a little color to the bland mix of vapid blondes, I was surprised to learn that he was used to being photographed next to vacant, ignorant white bitches. Observe:


Illuminati said...


Beej the Pink Sheep said...

Nobody actually likes Heidi, but I have to draw the line somewhere! That's just too cruel to compare her to Ann Coulter. No one deserves that! NO ONE!!!! *shivers*

Shaun Industry said...

Ha Ha. I wonder if he says that while bedding those bleach-blonde bitches, Chris.

Shaun Industry said...

Oh Beej, you know she deserves it.

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