Friday, September 5, 2008

Now We're All Wishing For The "Blue Screen Of Death"

Seinfeld's laughing all the way to the bank thanks to his $10 million endorsement deal with Microsoft, and I'm glad he's laughing because he's the only one. The first commercial has Seinfeld running into Bill Gates at a shoe store in the mall - like Bill Gates would ever buy shoes that didn't have microchips to keep track how many other programmers he's stepped on and stolen from on his rise to the top of the computer crap-heap - and proceeds to make an unfunny commercial about nothing.

They obviously did no consumer testing before they let this lame, bob-tailed nag out of the starting gate. It's being insulted all over the Internet, viewers rubbing salt in the $300 million dollar wound by publishing scathing articles about its atrociousness from Windows-enabled disabled machines.

Look at the bright side folks, at least it's not the steaming pile that was Bee Movie.

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