Thursday, September 4, 2008

Sarah Palin Has The Cure For McCain's "Weak Link"

Remember how I said I was off politics? Yeah, I lied. Here's another observation.

Republican men love being bossed around. My theory is, it's the closest thing to being with a man without it being queer. Whatever it is, I think McCain's taking an elephant's share of Viagra while hiding his Palin-wood.

Personally, I still think Palin's in trouble. Sarah, Republicans aside, Americans only like bitchy women in glasses when they have charming British accents. Come to think of it, Anne Robinson would be a great candidate. Hmmmm....

I'm announcing it: Industry/Robinson 2012. Congress, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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