Zac Efron To James Franco: "We should do it together, man."

I smell a sequel to Brokeback Mountain! Brokeback Pizza Delivery? Zac was talking about doing a movie with James directed by Gus Van Sant and thanks to the discovery by John Cameron Mitchel of a little something called pornography with Short Bus, I think I know where this one would end-up - other than straight to those dirty video stores where you use tokens and everyone stares at your crotch as you enter (not that I would know what that's like, but I've heard.)

James thinks he and Zac should play delivery boys. Yeah, that movie has William Higgins written all over it. As a matter of fact, I think William Higgins did write that movie. But oh James, you will go to any length to get fresh meat, won't you? Are you going to be able to find an excuse to tie Zefron up and lick some substance off his body before your both explode? I can hear the dialogue now: "I've got a girlfriend, but she doesn't do it as good as you."

I wonder who'll be eating the soggy pizza.