Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Hate Valentine Is Up And Runnin'

Hate Valentine is here, all!

In the 1800's greeting card companies started a holiday devoted to love and money - mostly money. They decided that they didn't collect enough moola from the Christmas, New Years haul, so they made up a holiday and devoted it to romance. So, I figured, if they can do it why can't I? And that was the birth of Hate Valentine.

Hate Valentine allows you to spread the hate to any twit and every pinhead year-round; as long as you have hate in your heart. Let's get one thing straight though, Hate Valentine is not about violence. We want you to make people cry without punching them - we want you to make them punch themselves and rock back and forth in the dark, cradling their torso while singing Lisa Loeb songs. We are also not fans of sexism, racism, or homophobia. We don't think there should be a limit to the people you can hate. You should be able to hate anyone and everyone with equal vigor.

Hate Valentine is currently looking for contributors: writers, graphic designers and photographers are all welcome. We will sell your designs on merchandise and make certain downloads (e-cards and wallpaper, etc.) available for download to promote your merchandise. All profits from your designs (if you are an artist that contributes designs) will distributed 75% (your share) and 25% (for further promotion of the site, so we can sell more of your designs). There is currently no compensation for written contribution, but it may be available in the near future (if it makes you feel any better, I'm doing it for nothing myself, so...) If you are interested in contributing, please contact me at

So visit and explore the glories of the hatred in your heart!

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