Political Plastic Plus Linkage

Observations Of The NOW:

I know, I know... People are getting a little tired of the politics game. So, I've decided to do what I did with the Olympics and get all the jokes outta my system in one fell swoop.

Ready? Here I go:

Y'know, I thought the RNC was to be held in Minneapolis/St. Paul, not Egypt. Why then do I keep seeing denial?

Bah-doom-boom-chhhhhh

Do you know the difference between Sarah Palin and a pitbull? Pitbulls have redeeming qualities.

I was wondering last night if McCain/Palin had chosen a new theme song after they were denied "Right Now". If so, I have some suggestions for the pampered, spoiled, out-of-place Barbie and old man who needs to be put out to pasture ticket:

How about, the theme song from Green Acres?


Oohhh, what about "Sympathy For The Devil" by the Rolling Stones?

No?

Of course, the Republicans are talking a great deal about "crossing party lines to get things done." They've always been rather vague about what all that means, so I did some searching and found some plans to "cross party lines" in Minnesota.


Yup, gonna have to cross the Democratic party line to get to the mensroom.

Linkage Of The NOW:

Jessica Simpson, you can't date Carrie's ex, it's like totally against the rules of feminism, or something. (Snark Food)

Paunchy Sarah Palin Gives Hokey Acceptance Speech, Asks RNC To Give Her High Marks In The Swimsuit Competition - Or She'll Shoot Them In The Face. (Just Jared)

Which Hobbit is this, Frodo or Sam? (INF Daily)

Yes, the tattoo as a symbol of eternal love... and other really, really bad ideas from teenage fathers. (Celebitchy)

Are they making another Grizzly Adams movie? I hope so, or else Jason Priestly needs a shave, STAT! (Pink Sheep of the Family)

Political backlash for Palin on our friend and brilliant blogger's Jebbica's blog. (Gravy and Biscuits)

I've tried to have an addiction, but I'm far too lazy. Dang it! I forgot my cigarettes - I'll have to go all the way to the store during lunch now! (This is Illuminati)

Number 12675 to watch which ads display on your site. (Jossip)

Spring Time for Palin and Germany: What lack of foreign policy experience? Sarah Palin regales the RNC with how she organized all of Nazi Germany. (Towleroad)

Making porn funny. I love Kevin Smith - but not like that... (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

Rant Of The NOW:

Okay, that's it folks. All outta my system. Now I can focus on important things, like Madge's Vadge and Britney's Big VMA disaster re-debut.

Enjoy your Thursday!