Saturday, August 9, 2008

Beyonce's Slowly Becoming A White Woman


The face of L'oreal, Beyonce Knowles, has become Bleachonce (thanks raincoaster at Ayyyy! for the witty wordplay) for the cosmetics giant's new ads. Her hair and skin color have been lightened to Michael Jackson proportions.

L'oreal denies any cosmetic procedures on the singer via Photoshop, but it's entirely possible that other cosmetic procedures may be responsible for Beyonce's whiter, brighter skin tone. Chemical peels and laser resurfacing can, not only even skin tone, but lighten the skin - typically, these procedures (especially Fraxel laser treatments) are often used to lighten age spots, blemishes and freckles, but they can also lighten the skin overall. Besides that, here is B looking rather bleached-out at the AMAs.

According to gay rapper - I love him! - Cazwell, B may have to have a few other things tweaked in her next ad campaign (namely, her ass). Homegirl better lay off those burgers and fries, or she's gonna be butt-jellylicious.

I Seen Beyonce At Burger King, declares the gay Eminem with help from V.I.P Party Boy, Johnny Makeup (another brilliant, openly gay rapper).



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