I Am Proposing Marriage To Whoever Thought-Up This Ad

An icy wind strikes me right in the chest as I plunge myself from the safety of my homestead and my beautiful "wife" Bill, grab my pink tri-corner cap and mount (heehee) my "horse" to warn Minne Apolis and St. Pauly Girl - the drag muthers in charge of the respective cities - about the coming (bull)shit storm. I shout into the night, "The GOP is coming, The GOP is coming!"

Now that the GOP is headed to the Twin Cities for their pity party... er... convention, a site called TheUnconvention.com is urging everyone to make the effort to ungay for a few days so that the Decepticons Republicans feel more at ease. Design store owners are urged to hang neon signs advertising beer and calendars featuring marginally attractive, half-naked women. Citizens of both cities are further prompted to ignore any activity occurring in public restrooms.