Saturday, August 30, 2008

I Am Proposing Marriage To Whoever Thought-Up This Ad

An icy wind strikes me right in the chest as I plunge myself from the safety of my homestead and my beautiful "wife" Bill, grab my pink tri-corner cap and mount (heehee) my "horse" to warn Minne Apolis and St. Pauly Girl - the drag muthers in charge of the respective cities - about the coming (bull)shit storm. I shout into the night, "The GOP is coming, The GOP is coming!"

Now that the GOP is headed to the Twin Cities for their pity party... er... convention, a site called is urging everyone to make the effort to ungay for a few days so that the Decepticons Republicans feel more at ease. Design store owners are urged to hang neon signs advertising beer and calendars featuring marginally attractive, half-naked women. Citizens of both cities are further prompted to ignore any activity occurring in public restrooms.


Beej the Pink Sheep said...

Everything about this is funny.
I love how you labeled the the convention a pity party, I like how you called the Republicans the Decepticons, I like the hot girl on girl action in the video.
What a great way to kick off the three day weekend!

Shaun Industry said...

Thanks, Beej!


Hope you have a great Labor Day Weekend!

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