Monday, August 25, 2008

Paris Falls Afoul Of A Bedazzler, Has Fake Hair

Attention: please keep Paris Hilton away from the Bedazzler!

Oh, and you should also disallow her anywhere near your dryer's lint trap - she might steal it to make her ghetto-ass velcro hair, The Bandit. Please Paris, let your talentless elves have the night off from making your transsexual, clunky shoes and ballooning your boobs to make the hair for you; they'd do a far site better than whatever princess you have trapped in the tower weaving straw into Lee Press-On Hair.

Pssst... Princess, her real name is Rumpelhilton!

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