Friday, August 15, 2008

Giant Inflatable Dog Turd Invades India

The giant inflatable dog turd known as Jade Goody is invading India after she escaped from her handler in Switzerland. The shit hits the fan: Goody may be offending the Indian people even more on their version of the show, Big Brother. She may be joined by Shilpa Shetty, a gorgeous Indian actress who Goody referred to on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK as 'Shilpa Poppadom'.

Goody is suspected to have had over $250,000 worth of plastic surgery, including liposuction. It appears that said fat suction hasn't done much good, especially on her fat head. Goody has, if you can believe it, a best-selling fragrance in Britain called Shhh... Jade Goody. I suspect shhh... is the sound she heard most as she approached classmates in school. Perhaps she can start a new fragance, Shhhit... Jade Goody.

And she's still working that creepy toddler-head look.

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