The giant inflatable dog turd known as Jade Goody is invading India after she escaped from her handler in Switzerland. The shit hits the fan: Goody may be offending the Indian people even more on their version of the show, Big Brother. She may be joined by Shilpa Shetty, a gorgeous Indian actress who Goody referred to on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK as 'Shilpa Poppadom'.
Goody is suspected to have had over $250,000 worth of plastic surgery, including liposuction. It appears that said fat suction hasn't done much good, especially on her fat head. Goody has, if you can believe it, a best-selling fragrance in Britain called Shhh... Jade Goody. I suspect shhh... is the sound she heard most as she approached classmates in school. Perhaps she can start a new fragance, Shhhit... Jade Goody.
And she's still working that creepy toddler-head look.
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