From Craigslist, London:
Title: For the Perverted Bachlor Who Has Everything
Subject: Two fake breasts for sale. Gently loved, pre-fondled. Great way to entertain the kids - start a rousing game of breastball on a summer day! Smash them down on newspaper and distort the faces of your favorite smug columnists; better do it quickly before newspapers become a thing of the past! Maybe you just need an interesting paperweight to amuse all the gents at your office. They can be yours for the bargain price of £1 million ($2 million US).
That's right folks, Jordan (Katie Price) is selling her breast implants for £1 million and generously giving 10% to charity. I guess she had no takers for her kids. Damn Brangelina for capping the market!
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