Monday, August 18, 2008

Has The Bo' Gone To Ro's Brain?

The 'Queen of White Trash', self-proclaimed domestic goddess, Roseanne Barr may not be in any serious acting mode recently, but she's invading the blogging world with her hair-eating, toothpaste-and-glass-sandwich-making ramblings attacking everyone from Barack Obama to Brangelina.

She says of the Pitt-Jolie's:

Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.

Wow! Okay, crazy lady. I don't know how what Brad and Angelina Jolie do is any of your business, other than that you are obviously bitter. I just have to ask, if you are so against vacuousness, why have you spent so much money no plastic surgery? Let's do a rundown on all of Roseanne's procedures, shall we? Well, there's the double blepharoplasty to remove hooding over the eye and the bags underneath, there's the face lift that has slanted the eyes (like with gal-pal Sandra Bernhardt), the neck lift and chin liposuction and obviously lots of chemical peels... Is none of that vacuous, madame? Since when did plastic surgeons start accepting food stamps? Well, let's face it, plastic surgery is at least one thing you and the Pitt-Jolie's have in common. Angelina's had, at least, a nose job and Brad's apparently had a face lift, making him look almost exactly like Robert Redford.

Crazy comes in all shapes and sizes now, don't it folks?

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