Saturday, August 23, 2008

Paris Is A Push-Up, Not A Push-Over, Bra

Paris Hilton continues to deny rumors that she has had breast implants. She claims, instead, that her sizable bust is due to her newly designed push-up bra. But I have it on good authority* that her breast were actually constructed overnight by the same talentless, possibly transsexual elves that cobble together her massively oversized, clunky-ass shoe line.

*My own

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