

You know, our old douchey pal, Tucker Max, claims to have had sex with a little person. Then again, those that know him refute the story - like all of his stories - as completely fabricated. Apparently, he exited the house where the dwarf woman was staying and requested the group outside "raise [their] hands if you've f^cked a midget." Then he raised his hand.
Well folks, I have another little story to tell you about Tucker. This one's probably just as true as the one above. It seem all the people that have ever slept with Tucker Max formed a support group to compare STDs. All three women were playing cards when a Filipino drag queen walked in and asked, "Anyone who's slept with a mental-midget please raise your hand." The entire group raised their hands and promptly fell to the floor laughing.

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