The boobs made her do it. At least, that's the way it seems sometimes, isn't it? For example: did you know Pamela Anderson thinks women shouldn't wear panties more than one time? One time. Period. She wears panties only once and then gives them to her friends. Who wants her used panties? WAIT! Don't answer that, I don't want to know! Still, I'm guessing that she's just being practical in giving them away - having them around may form the habit of, y'know, actually wearing them on a daily basis.
It's not all doom and gloom, however, for those afflicted with big boobs/low morals syndrome. For instance, Chyler Leigh: she was a model who dropped-out of high school and later, became a goth video vixen for Marlyn Manson. Before having her intoxicating, evil boobies reduced, their alluring power drove her to the dark side and incestuous activity and it was even caught on film! She made out with her flesh-and-blood older brother.
Chyler made her acting debute in the teenage dramady, Kickboxing Academy, at the age of fifteen. Her character's love interest was played by her older brother, Christopher Khayman Leigh - who would go on to play Andros in The Power Rangers Movie. In Kickboxing Academy, the real life siblings have several scenes in which they kiss passionately. Altogether now: ewwwww....
Luckily, Chyler had her breasts reduced before they burrowed into her brain, causing permanent slutty behavior. The supposed sex tape? It's a fake. She's now married to a non-sibling and has two children - a boy and a girl who, hopefully, won't grow-up to be lovers.
*Whew* I think we dodged a bullet on that one. Can you imagine what it would have been like had Chyler and Christopher got together and had kids? No? I can!
Bush... ...love... ...CHUNK!
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