Orange People All Over The World - The Celebration Begins

Orange celebrities all across the planet are in joyous celebration of the creation of Melanotan-1. It's the invention of researchers for the the University of Arizona, Tucson - a new drug that stimulates the gland that produces the hormone (alpha-melanocyte-stimulating) responsible for melanin control within cells. The drug is "super-potent" so it accelerates the body's natural response to the UV light spectrum. This gives the body more defense against the sun's harmful rays and protects against sun damage. It also has advanced cosmetic effect, allowing the user a much deeper tan in a fraction of the time, which will significantly decrease one's risk of developing skin cancer.

Blayne Walsh, Christina Aguilera, Victoria Beckham... All you little oompa loompas need to get out of those tanning beds, stop spraying carrot-based goop on yourselves and start injecting this stuff into your buttocks. It's not like you don't know how - just pretend it's Botox for your ass.