Friday, August 1, 2008

My Dreams Of Starting 'Project Vagina, Down Under' Have Been Quashed

Australian gynecologists and obstetricians, seeing a rash of unhealthy vaginas (ewww...) due to poorly performed cosmetic female genital operations like rejuvenation (tightening of the vagina), reshaping and hymen restoration, have decided to blacklist all cosmetic vaginal operations in the country.

The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists have asked doctors to refrain from performing any "revirgination" (hymenoplasty) or "designer vaginoplasty" due to the risk of irreparable damage. Complications for the surgeries can include scarring, infections and altered sexual sensations after surgery.

English model, Jordan has recently undertaken the procedure to better please her husband. Also, comedian Kathy Griffin - although she's recently sworn off plastic surgery - has joked that she would undergo vaginoplasty "if things start to sag down there." Both women may be lucky not to be Aussies... No fuzzy dice or kangaroo-shaped labias for your vah-jay-jays in the outback, ladies. You might still be able to get that new car scent, though.

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