Monday, August 11, 2008

Paltrow May Be Sweet On Botox

Maybe it's the nasal, horsey way she exhails before talking, or that puckered sourpuss face she constantly makes, but I cannot bring myself to like Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm with Kathy Griffin on this one: she always brings that "big 'ole bag of Paltrow-shit" wherever she goes.

So, I was looking at photos of Sourpuss at her latest outing at For Hamptons Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue in New York and I noticed an odd waxy look to her face (above, right), then I looked for earlier photos and found this earlier one (above, left) that seems to illustrate a few marked changes in the 35-year-old's appearance. Firstly, the lines on her forehead are less pronounced in the latest picture than they were. Most striking though, it seems she's has had something done to decrease the prominence of the muscles running underneath her eyes, up to the bridge of her nose which are far less pronounced in the latest photo, despite the fact that she's wearing a similar expression. Also, her jawline appears softer and her chin is more defined. It seems like her face has gotten more oval-like and less square. And we all know that it's been suggested Paltrow had a nose job - she's even one of the answers in our 'before the nose job' celebrity guessing game.

For Gwyneth Paltrow fans out there, I really am sorry for my disdain for her... Perhaps I just can't get over how the Margo Tenenbaum character is a big rip-off of the Oblongs' Creepy Suzie.

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