Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Pam Anderson's Actually The Final Cylon, Plans To Kill Us All
Is Pam the final Cylon?
Ladies, you should've already been taught this: eye makeup must end when the eye ends. You're not doing yourself any favors by charcoal-outlining your eyes so that they look drawn on. If you're going to use a magic marker as eyeliner, at least could you use the fine-tipped kind? It's a sad, sad day when an actual woman could take makeup tips from Pete Wentz.
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Pamela Anderson,
Pop Plastic
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2 comments:
I thought Tammy Faye died?
Yes, but her mascara lives on. She's passed the torch (of sorts).
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