Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Pam Anderson's Actually The Final Cylon, Plans To Kill Us All


Is Pam the final Cylon?

Ladies, you should've already been taught this: eye makeup must end when the eye ends. You're not doing yourself any favors by charcoal-outlining your eyes so that they look drawn on. If you're going to use a magic marker as eyeliner, at least could you use the fine-tipped kind? It's a sad, sad day when an actual woman could take makeup tips from Pete Wentz.

2 comments:

Illuminati said...

I thought Tammy Faye died?

Shaun Industry said...

Yes, but her mascara lives on. She's passed the torch (of sorts).

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